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“It is dull, Son of Adam, to drink without eating,” said the Queen presently. “What would you like best to eat?” “The roasted corpse of my

“Carrion my wayward son You’ll be a feast when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don’t you cry no more” –Turns out

“And that’s where the horsey stung me And I had a feverish dream With revenge and doubt Tonight, we smoke them out You are ahead

“Because I’m bad, I’m bad come on You know I’m bad, I’m bad come on, you know You know I’m bad, I’m bad come on,

“Hello my baby, Hello my honey, hello my rag time gal, Send me a fish by wire. Baby, my home’s a mire” –The Bullywug mating

“Faster than a speeding Bulette! More powerful than a… Bulette? Able to leap tall, uhh… Bulettes… in a single… umm… Bulette” -This goof on a

“If you go down in the woods today You’re in for a big surprise If you go down in the woods today You’ll be made

Fiery pigs, a swarm of nasty slugs, and that little brat Han Solo – It turns out that escaping that awful fight has only lead

“There isn’t any more! What do you want me to do, slit my wrists? Wait, you’re a plant. I’m a vampire. Why am I feeding

“Bone Jaw is ready!” -A quote from the better version of The Macho Man Randy Savage’s Spider-Man. This episode is a big one. The Beholder

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