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“Hello my baby, Hello my honey, hello my rag time gal, Send me a fish by wire. Baby, my home’s a mire” –The Bullywug mating

“Faster than a speeding Bulette! More powerful than a… Bulette? Able to leap tall, uhh… Bulettes… in a single… umm… Bulette” -This goof on a

“If you go down in the woods today You’re in for a big surprise If you go down in the woods today You’ll be made

Fiery pigs, a swarm of nasty slugs, and that little brat Han Solo – It turns out that escaping that awful fight has only lead

“There isn’t any more! What do you want me to do, slit my wrists? Wait, you’re a plant. I’m a vampire. Why am I feeding

“Bone Jaw is ready!” -A quote from the better version of The Macho Man Randy Savage’s Spider-Man. This episode is a big one. The Beholder

“Behir, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on*.” -Ms. Titanic Here’s a good one. What has 12 legs, goat

“Come… come to me… Let me rip you… Let me tear you… Let me kill you. I like eating stones. They yummy in my tummy.“-

“In space sunlight, no one can hear you a Banshee scream.” – Alien Wizards of the Coast (probably) At some point in our lives, we’ve

This week Kyle and Alex learn all about Azer: the Living Braziers. (No. Get your heads out of the gutter. You’re thinking of brazzers.) I

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