My name is KazaamThis isn’t a parody like normal, I just wanted to take this time to remind everyone that Shaq was a genie who rapped.
I got the whole plan
So listen to the man
‘Cause I’m the sultan of sand
Your wish has come true! We’re finally doing the Genie episode! Oh, what’s that? Your final wish wasn’t for us to talk about these all powerful beings from the elemental planes?
Well fine. Whatever. Genies don’t really cast wishes anyway. I mean, they can grant wishes, but it’s not really that big of a part of their lives. Aladdin really blew that part of out proportion.
Also, genies very rarely live in lamps. And half of them are evil. Genies are an interesting creature in that, probably everything you think you know about them is right, but only kind of right. And there’s a ton that might surprise you. For example, did you know that there are 4 types of Genies?
So come give the episode a listen and then let us know what you think. Are Genies friends or fiends?
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